A Message from Dusk Shine[Dusk Shine interrupts the show's theme song to give us the following message.]
Dusk Shine: [Adjusts the camera before continuing] Ah! What's up everypony. My name is Dusk Shine. I'm a student from the royal city of Canterlot researching friendship in Ponyville.
Barbara: [off screen] Dusk!
Dusk Shine: [annoyed] Not now Barb! [clears his throat and continues] I like books, studding, magic, [sexy voice] and pegasisters. So... ya! Hope to see you soon. [Smiles and clicks his toung at the camera.]
Barbara: [approaches] What are you doing?
Dusk Shine: [looses his temper] Shut the hay up Barb! I'm tryin' to impress the ladies, and I can't look smexy if you keep buckin' interrupting me like a little filly faker!
[Barbara runs away sobbing. Dusk Shine, relizing his mistake follows after Barbara.]
[The theme song resumes, but you can hear Dusk Shine and Barbara in the background.]
Dusk Shine: Barb... I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Barbara: [still crying] W